Thursday, November 1, 2012

How to be able to fly?

Did you ever want to be able to fly? 
Well you now can, if you follow these steps to make a "Magic Potion!" Just try it and then you will "Be away flying with the fairies."

You will need:

  • 13 Pink rose petals

  • 3 Sprays of Taylor Swift's Wonderstruck Perfume
  • 3 Bird feathers

  • 2 Sprinkles of sugar ( I recommend 2 sprinkles or it will all go wrong )

  • 1 Piece of bread

  • 3 cups of melted chocolate

  • 5 hairs from your Best Friend

  • One bird beak ( Preferably not a native bird )

  • 3 Boysenberries

  • One cup of Coca Cola

  • A Firkin ( Another word for a Cauldron )

  • 2 cups of boiling hot water

  • 10 Baby bottles with the soft and squishy lids

Side Effects:
  • Not be able to get down from flying
  • Feel like bouncing around the place
  • You might get sun burnt all over
  • You might start chirping like a bird
  • Birds could be attracted to you

  1. First you need to collect your list of what you will need

  1. Dump all of your ingredients in your Firkin (except for the Baby Bottles and the Hot Water)

  1. Pour in the hot water and mix it all up until it is smooth and runny.

  1. Now pour it equally into the 10 baby bottles.

  1. Put the 10 bottles into the fridge for 24 hours.

  1. Once the 24 hours are up you may now get them out of the fridge.

  1. Now they have to be put in the microwave for 13 seconds ( Just for a little bit of warmth to make it better )

  1. You now can have one bottle to sip on for as long as you like

  1. Once you have drank one bottle, you then will feel a tingle and then a KAPPOW!

  1. What just happened, means that it has worked correctly

  1. Now you should be able to fly, if you can’t then you might need to restart or re-trace your steps to see where you went wrong.

  1. Now you may enjoy your time to be able to fly

Extra things that you might like to know about the potion:
  • Use one bottle at a time for the full excitement of being able to fly
  • One bottle will last 1 month
  • Say ‘uppy’ to go up and fly for as long as you like and say ‘downy ‘to go down and be able to walk like a normal human being
  • Free flying lessons! Find out more with this link:Free flying lessons

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